if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
He wasn’t goat enough for her.
I have to reboot this today!
((I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR!))
someone please tell me that u screencapped westborofaptist before she got deleted oh my god im gonna die laughing
THIS IS ABOUT A NEOPET NOT A TUMBLR USER JUST CLARIFYING OH MAN
Frozen: The Art of Story Panel at Wonder Con 2014
With Jeff Ranjo, Fawn Veerasunthorn, Nicole Mitchell, and Normand Lemay.
"This panel is about if Elsa should be on the Avengers or in X-Men.”- Jeff Ranjo
do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
There’s a dollar in my g string
THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.
EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS
IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST
This is just one massive train wreck
String players can be a bit high-strung.
y’all need to cellout
We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t
I play the flute