Police Officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you.
Me: DAVID TENNANT.
theginny asked: Yo picture is super sessy but also super blurry haha
Yes. Yes it is hahaI miss you darling! :)
I haven’t written poetry in forever
But I was suddenly inspired to write a quick one about the juxtaposition of simultaneously floating and walking on cloud nine…
And I actually like it for a change.. :)
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
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Did you know? The entire hallway scene in Inception was unscripted. The hallway randomly began spinning around and the actors just went with it.
THAT is one of the many reasons it’s a masterpiece.
Did you know that the actors didn’t even realise they were on set? They thought they were just checking into a hotel and then shit started spinning all over the place. Crazy stuff. THAT is another reason why Inception is a masterpiece and Christopehr Noalan is the greatest directer of all time
Did you know? None of the actors even knew they were being filmed. The entire movie was unscripted, and the stagehands kept drugging the actors and moving them from set to set, trapping them inside and filming their reactions. Crazy stuff.
Did you know the actors didn’t even know they were actors? The crewmen just followed them everywhere and told them they were newsreaders. Crazy stuff.
Did you know this isn’t even a movie? All of us just had the same dream. Amazing.
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours